There Can Only Be One (yandere Ichigo x reader)

"No! Ichigo! Please stop!

"It's too late! This creature must die! It's stolen your affections!"

A loud smash reverberated throughout (name) room as Ichigo continue to strike with a mallet. Who knows where he retrieved it from.

"Ichigo! You don't understand-"

"I know what I'm doing! You will love only me!"

Another loud smash echoed throughout the room till (name) hugged her deranged boyfriend from behind.

"I do love you! But not when you act like this."

"I'm sorry (name), it's what had to be done."

Ichigo said as he puts the mallet down only to have (name) hit him upside the head causing a knot to form.

"Then who's going to pay for my TV?! It didn't do anything to you!"

"Yes it did! I heard you saying "I love you!" To the TV! It was stealing you away from me."

"Yeah, because it was 72 inch widescreen!"

Ichigo looked at the giant TV with utter disgust.

"How dare you take my beloved (name) away from me. I won't lose to you!"

Quick as lightening ichigo broke the widescreen TV in half.

"My...my baby."

(Name) said as she wiped the stream of tears from face, all the while ichigo posed in victory.

"There can only be one. So how about I take you out for ice cream?"

"Why? So you can stab my ice cream to death if I enjoy it."

A dark cloud loomed over the orange haired teenager as a deadly tone left his throat.

"Do you enjoy it more than me?"

"...n-no?"

"You hesitated! You're cheating on me with ice cream too?!"

(Name) face palmed and hugged her overly jealous boyfriend.

"It's ok baby. If it makes you happy we can..."

(Name) whispered into ichigo's ear.

"I like the sound of that. But still, stop cheating on me. I love you."

"Yeah, yeah. I heard you the first time. Now let's go get some ice cream-"

(Name) was soon picked up bridal style by her boyfriend. 

"Let's make it strawberry. At least when you eat that it's like your tasting me."

"...oh god."