Pick up lines (Ichigo x Reader)

"Ichigo! Stop being a woman and man up!"

Renji exclaimed as he tried to push the Orange hair teenager out the door but the substitute soul reaper had a hold on the door.

"Shut up renji! It's not that simple! Let go of me!"

"Oh come on! Rukia a little help here."

Rukia chuckled to herself in a dark manner as she waved a familiar iPod in her hands in front of Ichigo's face making his face go pale.

"Listen here Ichigo. It's rather simple. Either you accept the dare or I play this song you don't want your crush to hear. The choice is yours."

"...damn it."

Hungry teenagers told the cashier what they wanted as the fast food workers worked diligently to make sure their customers got what they ordered. 

"Thanks come again!"

Afterwards a sigh left (name) lips as she finally finished  the last order as she watched the look wanting to go home. It was now after the lunch hour and the restaurant had settled down. 

That was until a familar trio walked in the restaurant although (name) didn't notice until she heard the bell rang again and again.

"Excuse me! But I would like to place an order!"

Rukia exclaimed as she continuously hit the bell, that is until renji snatched the bell away from the petite girl.

"Would you stop?"

"What is your problem? I was merely getting their attention."

"Hi! Welcome to McBurger world can I take your order."

Rukia nodded as she tapped her index finger on her chin.

"Yes...I will have....what's the best thing here?"

"Our double McRich Burger."

"Then let me have one of those."

"Rukia, you can't eat that. It's twice as big you."

"I see. We shall share then Renji."

Rukia calmly stated as she nodded her head as she made her final decision, although Renji merely scratched his head and blushed while looking away.

"Nice choice, what about you sir?"

Renji and Rukia elbowed the substitute soul reaper in his rib cage as he had a scowl on his face.

"Ow! Fine...I..."

Although he stopped mid sentence as he looked at the cashier in front of him, the cashier had started to have a crush on. Somehow Renji and Rukia found out, although it was plainly obvious seeing as how he had fast food bags in his house. 

His dad complained about how Yuzu cooking was meant to be eaten by Ichigo, not for him to go to some fast food place. Although it didn't really stop the orange haired teen.

"Is everything alright sir, you have spaced out."

The cashier calmy asked as Ichigo snapped out of his day dreaming senses on,y to blush while looking over at his friends. Rukia held out the iPod with a smirk on her face causing Ichigo to growl in annoyance.

"Ok, look!"

Ichigo exclaimed as (name) clenched as his sudden outburst causing some people in the restaurant to look at him.

"If-if you were a sandwich...I'd eat you."

"Huh?"

(Name) replied as her face had a look of utter confusion on her face. Renji snickered at Ichigo's lame attempt to do a pick up line, Rukia merely motioned for him to continue.

"ill be burger king and you be McDonald's, ill have it my way and you'll be loving it."

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