Heart snatcher (saiyuki boys x reader)

"Just admit it Hakkai...we are lost."

Gojyo voice whines for what seemed like the tenth time in under 5 minutes, The saiyuki gang was irratitable as they had been driving for hours.

"...i suppose we are." 

hakkais gentle voice replies to the tired and whining red hair half breed behind him. with a screech of the tires and sudden halt of the jeep, Hakkai  takes out the map scanning it again, and again. surely this was the place. 

"this is the place... we should have hit a village awhile ago."

"village...food...food...I'm going to die if i don't get food."

the young tan skinned boy in the back grumbles while holding his stomach as though he was in pain.

a loud crashing sound was heard as shots of arrows made a large hole in the ground near the gang.

"what the hell?!"

goku leaps up in the car with  a curious look as to what made that noise. suddenly a swarm of arrows were launched in the sky then aiming down for a direct hit to the gang.

"oh shit!"

Hakkai exclaims with a yell as he drives the jeep to safety only to be surrounded by a group of tribal looking women of all shapes and sizes. 

"you men need to leave, this territory belongs to the  Tengoku no ishi clan. (roughly translated)

"oh my god... it finally happened. a tribe full of women...you guys can just leave me here-"

although the next thing that happened the four guys were headed to the palace...in hand cuffs.

"mom! look its a man!"

"don't look baby, i hear they eat children and they smell to high heaven."

goku smelled his armpits as he heard the conversation while wwalking through the village/

"i don't smell, right guys?"

"yes you do, you smell like a monkeys ass."

goku and gojyo started their fight again as they continued to walk to the palace thru the village, much to sanzo's dismay. here they were in a dire situation and all the two idiots could do is argue.

although sanzo was to blame too, he should've spoke up as they met the dangerous tribe.

yes.

sanzo had heard rumors and learned about them thru his master. knowing that the tribe was dangerous was merely the tip of the ice berg. the real danger was ahead inside the castle.

Empress (name) was what they called her. although she was no ordinary empress. this empress was said to be so beautiful that men fell in love with her and the mens heart were said to litteraly explode and if they didn't explode they were turned to pigs by her powers.

it was one or the other.

the tall doors opened with a loud creaking sound as theguys see a elegant room filled with flowers and the aroma of the palace smelled that of freshly cut roses.

"it smells girly in here."

Goku say while he covered his nose, although the other three males continued to walk casually as they were used to the smell of women from their perfume.

'your highness we have the intruders, and they are not just any intruders. they are male intruders and they probably came to pillage this village.'

the curtain snapped back with a loud whip like sound as the gang see a truly beautfiful woman infront of them sitting on a high throne with steps to walk down.

Her eyes were a beautiful (e/c), her lips are a beautiful rose color and she had the most beautiful skin placed on a human. Her beautiful silky hair flowed past her waist.

"Male intruders?! That's a first-"

Thump.

The empress eyes widened at the sight of the handsome man before her.

What was this?

How could this be?

How could someone make the empress her beat so?

Was her face lighting a bright red?

"Empress (name), is everything ok? What's should we do with the intruders?"

Hakkai wave his hand in surrender with a smile on his face.

"I assure you, we have no evil intention we are simply trying to find our way to India."

"And food! We are here to get food."

Goku says with a grin and jumping up and down in excitement.

"Insolent men! No one was talking to you! You should be careful the beautiful empress (name) will turn you into a pig!"

"Eh, I wouldn't care if she did so. So long as I was her pig."

Gojyo says wiggling his eyes suggestive at the empress, with a quick stand on her feet the beautiful empress turns around and holds her red face with both her hands with a small smile.

"Guards, let them have all the food and water we have. Also make sure they have the most comfortable beds in the kingdom."

The guards fall over in shock, how did the situation just go from execution to treat the enemy with hospitality?

"We get food!?"

"We get a bed?"

"Do we get women too?"

Sanzo sighed at his companions on,y to see the beautiful empress nod her head while walking down the steps with a smile.

A smile that he had to admit was nice to look at, although he still believed she would turn him into a pig and eat him as bacon.

"Anything you want, I mean you no harm-Take these handcuffs off them at once!"

The empress shouted at her guards as they rushed over and undid their shackles, soon they all partied and feasted till late in the night.

The sky had turned black as the stars gleamed in the night sky, the gang was a complete and utter mess as they slept from over drinking and eating as dark and ominous figure made their way into the empress room as she peacefully slept in her luxurious bed.

The floor never made a sound as the demon made it's way closer to the sleeping empress, that's when the demon snarled and quickly stabs himself in the hand so he didn't turn into a pig. Soon the other demons behind him follow suit and quickly tied up (name) and covering her mouth as she screamed in terror.

"Now be a good Empress and come with us."

With a quick sprint the demons made their way into the forest laughing at how easy it was to sneak into the palace and how easy it was kidnap the so called "dangerous empress". It had been a long time since the empress had seen any demons around her village even with the minus wave her tribe usually handled the demons. Although since her guards had to tend to the four travelers all evening they  probably were tired.

"Now, we can sell you for a high profit. So let's do this the easy way-"

The demon never finished his sentence as his head was cut off by a chain scaring the empress and the demons as they looked terrified.

"What the hell?!"

"Ok guys, you've gone far enough with my woman. Now hand her back I still have some moves I want to perform on her."

"Now, gojyo the beautiful empress was just taken hostage, I don't think she wants to be hit on now."

"Yeah, you rotten demons better hand her over. She makes some great food."

"I'm going to kill you bastards for waking me up."

The demons looked behind the to see what was now every demons worst night mare as they flinched in fear.

"Holy shit guys! We stole something from the Sanzo Party?!"

The demons screamed in freight as the onslaught of the sanzo parties wrath occurred on them. 

Some women may have ran away in freight as the blood of demons spewed everywhere, although not with this empress. She loved every second of the way her recent crush annihilated and broke his enemies.

If she liked him then she love him now.

The morning sun rose in the sky as the tribe looked at a piece of paper in confusion.

"I am so sorry my fellow tribe, but I am no longer wish to be your empress. For I have now found love and wish to be by his side now. Please forgive me."

                                                                     -from: Empress (name) 

"...THEY STOLE OUR EMPRESS!!!"

The tribe shouts in anger although their angry voices fell on deaf ears as the sound of a jeep made its way on a dirty path with now 5 members inside.

"Guys seriously she has one of the best powers ever!"

Goku says eating some bacon, gojyo pinches the now X-empress cheeks making her blush.

"Oh please, the best powers she has is her beauty-"

Gojyo bit his tongue as the jeep made a rough bump, with a smiling Hakkai.

"Watch your tongue Gojyo or you'll bite it off."

"Hey, I see your greenhorn Hakkai."

Gojyo said as he nursed his tongue, Hakkai chuckles and looks back at the beautiful empress behind him in the back seat.

"I assure you, we are not as vulgar as we look."

"Speak for yourself."

The blonde headed priest retorts back quickly sas the smiling brunette turns his head back to the road.

"Ah, sanzo have you taken a liking to the empress too?"

"Not at all. Although if she going to be in our group now...I want her hair cut."

(Name) blushes as she shyly looks down at her feet until she hears a loud voice.

"No way sanzo! I like it this length!"

Goku says frantically as bacon shoots from,his mouth as gojyo scowled at the sight.

"Chew your food monkey, I personally don't mind whatever length she has, she looks beautiful no matter what."

"Thank you two."

"Well I agree I think she have a bob hair cut."

Hakkai says as he envisions cutting her hair the way he wants it styled although sanzo made a humph sound.

"Not that short Hakkai. She should still long hair."

Then they all say in unison look at (name) with a determined look.

"Which one would you prefer?"

(Name) smiled to herself as she looked at him and agreed to his style of choice.


After all he was supposed to fall in love with her, instead she had fallen in love with him...and his style.