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Buns (various x reader) crackfic| AU

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*******warning for language and themes



My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

(Name) walked down the hallway of her school holding her books close to her chest as she tried to ignore the group of guys singing a song that was sweeping the high school like a virus.  

To add insult to injury it didn't help that the song was fitting her perfectly, (name) was blessed with a nice posterior that the guys drooled over so with this song "Anaconda" being sung behind her she came to hate the song and with a sigh and a quick turn of her heels she faces the group of guys.

"Shut up!"

"But (name) we want some cause you have buns hun!"

Eren and Reiner say in unison with a grin followed by wolf whistles by the group of guys although Jean didn't count since (name) believed him to be a horse. With a sigh (name) continues to walk ignoring the group of guys following her. 

Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins.

"With that butt I'll buy you anything."

Eren says quickly as he was pushed out the way by Reiner, making the boy nearly fall as the toned and muscular guy rushed over and hugged (name) by her waist as she blushed looking at the blonde 

He can tell I ain't missing no meals.

"Don't listen to him, be with me and I'll treat you right, I'll take you out every night. I know you like to eat out, right sweetie. I mean it's not like you're missing any meals anyway."

(name) was struggling to get out his grasp as he was Reiner only held her closer. That was until he was bonked on the head with something rather hard. Reiner and (name) turn around to see Armin with a angry expression on his face.

And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal.

"Don't treat her that way Reiner, yes she has a nice figure. Although you shouldn't degrade her. She's a pretty girl."

Reiner rubbed the back of his head as Armin walked with (name) grabbing her by the hand.

"Thank you Armin you're a life saver."

"No, problem. He didn't-"

Armin was cut off as someone removes his hand away from (name) his best friend since kindergarten, that someone was the gentle giant berthodlt.

"I wouldn't do that Armin, you'll cause trouble with the others. Not to mention the teachers."

"Right, let's just walk to class."

Although Bertl was pushed by his friend Reiner causing (name) to fall as well as bertl accidentally dragged her down with him making them fall ontop of each other causing Bertl to blush like crazy from his shyness and because turned on by the girl that was underneath him.

 bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel.

"I'm so sorry (name). Forgive me."

"Way to go buddy."

Reiner grins at his best friend that never seemed to have contact with girls as he now just made his first move, not by choice though. (Name) blushed as well and smiled the best she could knowing that Bertl meant no harm, trying not to feel the Eiffel Tower that was growing in his pants which was indeed tall.

"It's ok Bertl, just get off me."

"Sure thing."

Armin sighs as (name) stood up dusting themselves, (name) finally made it to class never being so relieved that the group of guys gave up their escapade. Class eventually started and the teacher gave the class a project to have done by the end of class, he also partnered the people who he wanted to be together for the assignment. 

Today the teacher left (name) and Levi to finish the science experiment, at least Levi never really cared or talked to (name) so nothing special really happened, class ended and it was off to the next class.  

"Wait, (name)."

"What is it Levi?"

(Name) asks the raven haired student as she looks to see him circling his index finger indicating her to turn around.

"Turn around you have something on you."

"Really? where?"

(Name) turns around to have Levi have brush off her back then her waist, all the way down to her legs.

"There, I got it off."

"What was it?"

"All of those brats germs, that ass of yours is mine. Don't let them touch it again."

yeah he love this fat ass.
I hope you guys enjoyed <3 sorry if it wasn't very funny, I just wanted to try this song fic stuff out.

the lyrics belong to nicki minaj or young money. Who ever. I don't own it.

All attack on titan characters belong to Hajime Isayama.

You belong...I don't know. You tell me.^.^
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AlexisBarnes's avatar
Sorry Levi.
Aint no one gettin dis @$$.
besides, the only person I like is Marco.....and maybe Jean