A Love Story On Ice (ice skater Levi X Reader) AU

----warning for language ^.^

A raven haired male with beautiful grey eyes sat on his couch in a hotel room as his coach-Kenny Ackerman- continued to berate him for twisting his ankle before a very important competition. Although the raven haired male could only take so much as he had a very short temper.

"Are you going to continue to complain? Or are you going to get out of my room and find a replacement?"

"Watch your mouth Levi, if you didn't ice skate so well I would've been had your pale ass on the streets."

A simple Tch left the professional ice skater lips as he turned on the TV in hopes he would drown his coach out.

"Whatever, with out me you old piece of shit wouldn't even be as famous as you are now. So kindly get out my room."

"You better hope I come back, I'll have your midget size self replaced."

With a loud slam of the door Levi slouched back on the couch with a sigh as he ran a hand thru his black locks in frustration. Levi picked up the remote and began to flip thru channels on T.V. 

Then he stopped on his favorite channel, his favorite actor that he liked to watch.

"Get on the ground!"

The famous actor (name) said as she arrested a criminal seeing as how she was playing a cop. Yes (first) (name) was the best actor that Levi watched religiously. 

Soon came another cop that Levi didn't like and that was Erwin smith-with his six foot ten lame ass- who played as Detective Johnson. levi thought to himself knowing that the story would suggest scenes that they liked each other.

Then it happened.

The painful scene Levi didn't want to see.

"I love you Detective Johnson. Do you love me?"

"Say no you piece of shit."

Levi talked to the television as he clutched the pillow he had to his muscular chest in anticipation.

"I'm sorry, but I...work alone. Besides I would only danger you if we did get together."

Levi nodded in agreement as he sipped some of his tea.

"I don't care I will take a chance! I love you Detective Johnson! Please!"

(Name) hugged Detective Johnson as he hugged her back.

"He doesn't love you idiot, damn how dense can you be?."

Levi said as he continued to watch the dramatic scene unfolded, then a loud bang was heard as detective Johnson fell to the ground. Dead.

"...well damn. I didn't want that, I didn't mind detective Johnson that much."

Then the TV programmed ended and levi went to his bedroom to sleep as he thought of numerous things.

2 months later

The sound of people cheering roared throughout the enormous coliseum as a familiar figure gracefully moved on the ice, captivating the audience as they continued to cheer. 

The judges nodded at the performance as they marked his score which was of course a high one. In the audience a famous actor watches on the sidelines up close and personal, watching the raven haired male skating across the ice inspiring her.

 So with a lean on the rail and shout of her voice (name) unknowingly stepped into the fire.

"You're doing awesome Levi!"

Grey eyes searched the auditorium quickly as he recognized that voice, his eyes finally meet that with a pair of (e/c). Recognizing that it was his favorite actor cheering him on, his feet jumbled up and the graceful ice skater fell to the cold hard ground.

The crowd gasped in horror as the saw the once graceful Levi Ackerman skating now face planted in the ground. The judges also looked in dismay as this was a professional sport and such a slip up shouldn't have happened.

"Levi Ackerman...are you ok?"

One of the judges announced on the intercom and...

"...and after that your father threw a tantrum at your mother for making him lose the competition. Then after words they had make up sex. Which is how you got here."

Kenny says to a raven haired baby who was chewing on his fist as slobber dripped down to his shirt, looking at the strange man with a casual look on his face.

"Tch, stop lying to my son Kenny. As a matter of fact give me my son before rearrange that ugly ass face of yours."

Levi said as he grabbed his son gently and holding him in his arms.

"Oh that's not what happened short shit?"

"No, you hairy bastard. Besides, you've already told this story to him...and changed it each time."

Kenny scoffed and flipped off his famous ice skater.

"Fuck you. I was trying to be nice to my one and only family."